Save Face

Chinese Wisdom :

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day.

It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Japanese quickly used their hands to cover their privates. But the Chinese covered his face and the trio ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the American and the Japanese asked the Chinese why he covered his face rather than his private part. The Chinese replied, "I don't know about you....... but in my country, it's the face that people recognize."

CUTE EXAM ANSWERS

The Shortest Essay

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition.

He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his Imagination and humor ....

Here's an example of absolute Brilliance..
Shortest Essay:

An English university creative writing class was asked to write a Concise essay containing the following elements:

1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
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the prize winner wrote ............


"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is."