MOO ECONOMICS

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.


CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment,
high bovine productivity and
arrest anyone reporting actual numbers.


INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows. You worship them.


PAKISTANI ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask
the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
Britain for warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
France for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with this and claim exploitation by the world.



AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows.
You sell one and force the other
to produce the milk of 4 cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows
and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.


FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows.
You go on strike because you want 3 cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.


BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows.
They are both mad.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS


You have 2 cows.
You don't know where they are.
They break for lunch.


SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5,000 cows,
none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.


JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows.
you redesign them so that
they are one-tenth the size
of an ordinary cow and
produce 20 times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images
called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.